Assa 1987
7.061 /10
ASSA is set in Crimea during the winter in the mid eighties. A young musician (Bananan) falls for mobster's (Krymov) young mistress (Alika). The parallel story line involves an 18th century assassination plot.
Release Dates
| Country | Release Type | Release Date |
|---|---|---|
| FR | DVD | May 5, 2021 |
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Full Cast & Crew
Бананан
Алика
Андрей Валентинович Крымов
«Майор» Шурик
Александр I
Платон Зубов
Музыкант
псих в обезьяннике
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
амбал
скрипач
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
Павел I
спутница сотрудника КГБ
ударивший Майора в ресторане
мальчик в коммуналке Амбала
«Шар»
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Avengers Age of Ultron is an excellent sequel and a worthy MCU title! There are a lot of good and one thing that feels off in my opinion.
THE GOOD:
First off the action in this movie is amazing, to buildings crumbling, to evil blue eyed robots tearing stuff up, this movie has the action perfectly handled. And with that action comes visuals. The visuals are really good, even though you can see clearly where they are through the movie, but that doesn't detract from the experience. While all the CGI glory is taking place, there are lovable characters that are in the mix. First off the original characters, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye, are just as brilliant as they are always. And Joss Whedon fixed my main problem in the first Avengers by putting in more Hawkeye and him more fleshed out. Then there is the new Avengers, Quicksilver, Scarletwich, and Vision, they are pretty cool in my opinion. Vision in particular is pretty amazing in all his scenes.
THE BAD:
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10/10 because I'm a Marvel Fanboy
If there were not an audience for Marvel comic heroes than clearly these films would not be made, to answer one other reviewer although I sympathize with him somewhat. The world is indeed an infinitely more complex place than the world of Marvel comics with clearly identifiable heroes and villains. But I get the feeling that from Robert Downey, Jr. on down the organizer and prime mover as Iron Man behind the Avengers these players do love doing these roles because it's a lot of fun. If they didn't show that spirit of fun to the audience than these films would never be made.
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Pretend you're a kid again and enjoy, don't take it so seriously.
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Cast & crew of
Assa
Directors & Credit Writers
Writer
Writer
Director of Photography
Vocals
Original Music Composer
Cast
Алика
Андрей Валентинович Крымов
«Майор» Шурик
Александр I
Платон Зубов
Музыкант
псих в обезьяннике
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
амбал
скрипач
играет самого себя
играет самого себя
Павел I
спутница сотрудника КГБ
ударивший Майора в ресторане
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