Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge 2008
7.6 /10
Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, named Xifing, and her group of Arab cutthroats, whom are trying to resurrect the late Victor Stagnetti, the world's most feared pirate, from the grave to bring on world domination. When Jules is captured and enslaved by the Xifing, Reynolds must rely on his sword-fighting ally, Olivia, to take on the supernatural forces at work surrounding the lethal Xifing.
Release Dates
| Country | Release Type | Release Date |
|---|---|---|
| US | DVD | Sep 27, 2008 |
cast
Full Cast & Crew
Jules Steel
Captain Reynolds
Olivia
Maria
Xifeng
Victor Stagnetti
Ai Chow
Marco
Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Governor's Girl 1
Governor's Girl 2
Nude Servant Girl
Nude Servant Girl
Nude Servant Girl
Slave Girl Anne
Diva Crew Member
Diva Crew Member
Governor Lyttelton
Takvor's Man 1
Takvor's Man 2
Takvor's Man 3
Crew Member
Crew Member
Captain Xafir (nonsex)
Fat Pirate (nonsex)
Related Movies To
Skyfall: Quantum of Spectre
This is by far one of my favorite movies from the MCU. The introduction of new Characters both good and bad also makes the movie more exciting. giving the characters more of a back story can also help audiences relate more to different characters better, and it connects a bond between the audience and actors or characters. Having seen the movie three times does not bother me here as it is as thrilling and exciting every time I am watching it. In other words, the movie is by far better than previous movies (and I do love everything Marvel), the plotting is splendid (they really do out do themselves in each film, there are no problems watching it more than once.
Avengers Age of Ultron is an excellent sequel and a worthy MCU title! There are a lot of good and one thing that feels off in my opinion.
THE GOOD:
First off the action in this movie is amazing, to buildings crumbling, to evil blue eyed robots tearing stuff up, this movie has the action perfectly handled. And with that action comes visuals. The visuals are really good, even though you can see clearly where they are through the movie, but that doesn't detract from the experience. While all the CGI glory is taking place, there are lovable characters that are in the mix. First off the original characters, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye, are just as brilliant as they are always. And Joss Whedon fixed my main problem in the first Avengers by putting in more Hawkeye and him more fleshed out. Then there is the new Avengers, Quicksilver, Scarletwich, and Vision, they are pretty cool in my opinion. Vision in particular is pretty amazing in all his scenes.
THE BAD:
The beginning of the film it's fine until towards the second act and there is when it starts to feel a little rushed. Also I do feel like there are scenes missing but there was talk of an extended version on Blu-Ray so that's cool.
I can't right much... it's just so forgettable...Okay, from what I remember, I remember just sitting down on my seat and waiting for the movie to begin. 5 minutes into the movie, boring scene of Tony Stark just talking to his "dead" friends saying it's his fault. 10 minutes in: Boring scene of Ultron and Jarvis having robot space battles(I dunno:/). 15 minutes in: I leave the theatre.2nd attempt at watching it: I fall asleep. What woke me up is the next movie on Netflix when the movie was over.
Bottemline: It's boring...
10/10 because I'm a Marvel Fanboy
If there were not an audience for Marvel comic heroes than clearly these films would not be made, to answer one other reviewer although I sympathize with him somewhat. The world is indeed an infinitely more complex place than the world of Marvel comics with clearly identifiable heroes and villains. But I get the feeling that from Robert Downey, Jr. on down the organizer and prime mover as Iron Man behind the Avengers these players do love doing these roles because it's a lot of fun. If they didn't show that spirit of fun to the audience than these films would never be made.
So in that spirit of fun Avengers: Age Of Ultron comes before us and everyone looks like they're having a good time saving the world. A computer program got loose and took form in this dimension named Ultron and James Spader who is completely unrecognizable is running amuck in the earth. No doubt Star Trek fans took notice that this guy's mission is to cleanse the earth much like that old earth probe NOMAD which got its programming mixed up in that classic Star Trek prime story. Wouldst Captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise had a crew like Downey has at his command.
My favorite is always Chris Evans because of the whole cast he best gets into the spirit of being a superhero. Of all of them, he's already played two superheroes, Captain America and Johnny Storm the Human Torch. I'll be before he's done Evans will play a couple of more as long as the money's good and he enjoys it.
Pretend you're a kid again and enjoy, don't take it so seriously.
The Avengers raid a Hydra base in Sokovia commanded by Strucker and they retrieve Loki's scepter. They also discover that Strucker had been conducting experiments with the orphan twins Pietro Maximoff (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), who has super speed, and Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen), who can control minds and project energy. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) discovers an Artificial Intelligence in the scepter and convinces Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) to secretly help him to transfer the A.I. to his Ultron defense system. However, the Ultron understands that is necessary to annihilate mankind to save the planet, attacks the Avengers and flees to Sokovia with the scepter. He builds an armature for self-protection and robots for his army and teams up with the twins. The Avengers go to Clinton Barton's house to recover, but out of the blue, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) arrives and convinces them to fight against Ultron. Will they succeed?
"Avengers: Age of Ultron" is an entertaining adventure with impressive special effects and cast. The storyline might be better, since most of the characters do not show any chemistry. However, it is worthwhile watching this film since the amazing special effects are not possible to be described in words. Why Pietro has to die is also not possible to be explained. My vote is eight.
Cast & crew of
Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
Directors & Credit Writers
Cast
Captain Reynolds
Olivia
Maria
Xifeng
Victor Stagnetti
Ai Chow
Marco
Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Governor's Girl 1
Governor's Girl 2
Nude Servant Girl
Nude Servant Girl
Nude Servant Girl
Slave Girl Anne
Diva Crew Member
Diva Crew Member
Governor Lyttelton
Similair Movies To
Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
7.812 /10
After Port Royal is attacked and pillaged by a mysterious pirate crew, capturing the governor's daughter Elizabeth Swann in the process, William Turner asks free-willing pirate Jack Sparrow to help him locate the crew's ship—The Black Pearl—so that he can rescue the woman he loves.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2003-07-09
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
7.37 /10
Captain Jack Sparrow races to recover the heart of Davy Jones to avoid enslaving his soul to Jones' service, as other friends and foes seek the heart for their own agenda as well.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2006-07-06
Porn for Newbies (2019)
6.026 /10
An amateur filmmaker’s life gets complicated when a mobster hires him to direct a pornographic horror movie starring a frighteningly sexy actress.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2019-10-03
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
7.1 /10
Renowned oceanographer Steve Zissou has sworn vengeance upon the rare shark that devoured a member of his crew. In addition to his regular team, he is joined on his boat by Ned, a man who believes Zissou to be his father, and Jane, a journalist pregnant by a married man. They travel the sea, all too often running into pirates and, perhaps more traumatically, various figures from Zissou's past, including his estranged wife, Eleanor.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2004-12-10
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
7.262 /10
Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann join forces with the revived Captain Barbossa to free Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' locker. The group must navigate dangerous waters, confront many foes and, ultimately, choose sides in a battle wherein piracy itself hangs in the balance.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2007-05-19
Bang, Boom, Bang (1999)
7.5 /10
Bank robber Kalle Grabowski escapes from prison while his unemployed smalltime crook buddy is sitting around doing nothing after he just lost all their money. A fast paced comedy from German director Peter Thorwarth.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1999-08-26
Emma & Louise (2000)
1 /10
Emma and Louise meet at a nightclub. They enjoy each other, have a drink and end their evening in bed. This is when the question of protected sex arises...
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2000-01-05
The Black Pirates (1954)
4.6 /10
Pirates searching for treasure take over a small town in Central America where they believe the loot is buried, but discover that a church has been built over the spot. They force the townspeople to dig for it, but there are more surprises in store for them than they counted on.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1954-12-24
The Lion of St. Mark (1963)
3.6 /10
In 1620 pirates are terrorizing the Adriatic coast. Our hero sets out to defeat them.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1963-11-21
The King's Pirate (1967)
5.8 /10
Handsome British officer, Lt. Brian Fleming is sent undercover to infiltrate a lively band of pirates.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1967-07-20
Adventurer of Tortuga (1965)
5 /10
In the New World, a rugged pirate leader and a corrupt governor vie for the affections of a beautiful Indian heiress.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1965-08-12
Pirates of Blood Island (1972)
5.1 /10
Former pirate chief MacDonald has gone to England and won amnesty for his band of buccaneers, promising to reform them into peaceful colonial ways. But what follows is an engaging and ruthless tale of deceit and treachery as MacDonald faces ruin due to traitors who plot to overthrow him and seize Blood Island whose waters contain a valuable treasure.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1972-05-13
The Masked Man Against the Pirates (1964)
0 /10
Pirates capture a Spanish ship. After having landed on an island, they try to sell the surviving crew, especially the women. One of them is protected by a pirate who gained her as a prize for having saved the captain's life in the battle that ensued. Suddenly a man masked in green arrives and performs - ever haunting - in favour of the Spanish.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1964-07-12
Pirate of the Lost Sea (2008)
4.3 /10
Swept by the ocean waves, nine kids find themselves on a remote island where they meet one-eyed pirate who owns the island and promises to bring them back to their family.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2008-03-06
Samson and the Sea Beasts (1963)
1 /10
A terrible pirate terrorizes the Antilles plundering ships, slaughtering their crews and selling women as slaves. One of the women asks Sansone for help.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1963-07-19
Fifteen Year Old Captain (1974)
5 /10
Dick Sand travels aboard the "Pilgrim" when, following dramatic events, the ship becomes without a captain. Fate has it so that, to keep all sailors in peace, he shall command the ship. All accept this arrangement, even Negoro - whose resentment will add treachery to circumstances already difficult to take the ship to safe harbour. To a point the task may prove impossible...
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1974-07-07
Emanuelle in Bangkok (1976)
4.4 /10
A reporter travels the world's hot spots, looking for lurid stories that usually involve her sexual participation in gaining those behind-the-scenes exclusives.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 1976-05-07
The Unicorn (2019)
4.641 /10
An engaged couple is forced to visit Palm Springs for a weekend to celebrate her parents’ 25th wedding vow renewal and discover the apparent secret to their happy marriage — threesomes. Determined to properly celebrate their own “re-engagement,” they set out on a wild night in search of a threesome of their own but the experience takes an intense turn, exposing deeper relationship problems and threatening their future together.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2019-02-01
Good day for watching porn (2016)
0 /10
Tenth graders Oh Dong-seok, Lee Dae-bal and Ryu Ki-seong live in the same neighborhood and go to the same school. They are enjoying their summer vacation. They attend a discussion academy to apply for university and slowly, they start getting interested in women. They open up to porn. They always talk about it and share new porn, getting deeper into the world of it. Everything looks like porn to them. They have wet dreams and spend a period of passion and blood-boiling time. Dong-seok likes AV actress Yakijaki from Japan. A new girl named Mi-ae comes to their discussion class and he likes her because she looks like his favorite porn star. He's happy he can see the star on porn and Mi-ae in real life.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2016-08-08
Una familia de poca... (2015)
2.7 /10
This is a story of a family where the mother takes care of all the housework. Tired of being treated like a servant, the mother's strike makes things very difficult, causing great entanglements and conflicts in the family. But this family, like many, turns out to be a phenomenal family in the end.
Runtime: MMPA: PG-13 Release: 2015-12-31